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Crash Clowns: Clowns gone BOINK!

The result when clowns ingesting circus peanut made from BOINK, which causes their heads and bodies to inflate to ridiculous proportions.

This produces massive amounts of highly concentrated BONK that squirts from their flowers. This is the initial stage of what is referred to as Crashing.

The climax of Crashing happens suddenly, lasts momentarily, producing a chaotic and rambunctious episode that causes the clown to laugh uncontrollably. Their bodies convulse and vibrate and eventually blast off like a full balloon where all the air is suddenly let out, flying and bouncing out of a control.

This results in the reckless destruction of property and persons that may be in the general vicinity.


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